The much funnier barstool take: http://www.barstoolu.com/#random-thoughts/skydivers-in-hot-water-for-fucking-mid-jump/
Shocking, but not really. Don’t tell me you haven’t thought of this. I’m simply surprised no one has done this already. Actually I’m surprised no one has gotten caught having skydiving sex until now. I hope they took all the necessary safety precautions.
P.S. I would like to see an interview with the pilot. How was he not distracted by this? Mad awkward right?